Poop

So on my way home from school, Josh calls.  We decide kane needs more Pull-Ups.  So I stop at FoodLion to pick them up.  Only when I open the door to get Parker out, he has poop coming out of his pants.  It's already all over his leg and the carseat, so I say, screw FoodLion, I'm going home and changing this baby.  Guess what?  By the time I get home, the poop is all over his face, his hands, up his nose, in his ears, on his eyes, ALL OVER his clothes, the car seat, and yes... in his mouth.  I have never in my whole life experienced such horror.